Is it normal to miss your booty call?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
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Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
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My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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