im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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