I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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