Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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