turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
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all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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