Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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