They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
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