Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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