just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
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Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
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If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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