We won't sleep together?
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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