Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize