is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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