Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
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I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
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i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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