hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
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So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
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I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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