I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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