I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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