We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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