last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
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Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
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That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
These tits shall not be calmed
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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