I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
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You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
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Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
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