no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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