3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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