Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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