I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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