Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
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Wow, you whipped it out and showed it to all of your employees bouncing around??? I wish you were my friend so I could laugh about this to your face. You make black-out me feel fantastic.
from urban dictionary: when you stretch your nut sac out as far as it will go, and then you begin flapping your scrotum sac up and down. Your penis will then bounce off your sac as if it were jumping on a trampoline.
I thought only Yale-ies did that.
I officially shit in my pants yesterday
Glad I'm not the only one!
Probably not true but I shouldn't doubt what happens when ur drunk
Gotta love work Christmas parties.
Staff squirrel? Trampoline? Banquet room? These things do not go together. Where the hell do you work?
Sounds like an infection :/
Hell yeah 913 baby!!! A.P.W.
were you the pitcher or the catcher??
Pics or it didn't happen.
did you give them the "bat wing" and "the old goat" as well????
Squirrel on a trampoline? Please tell me it's not your dick flopping around your balls...
Did the sqirrel died?
8:38 ur dumb and misread this