Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
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