Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
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My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
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Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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