I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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