Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
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idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
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Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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