"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
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she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
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His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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