Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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