Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
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hahaha this is classic
I love the concern for hygiene even in blackout mode. My faith in humanity is restored.
i'm from MD and i had a guy piss in my nightstand. pulled out the drawer, and went to town...i was so surprised i didn't say a word.
haha we had a girl at a party that said "I pissed in a corner go find it!" to this day we have NO idea where she pissed....
once i was sleepwalking and i opened the door to the fridge and started to take a piss
LOL this happened to mee
crabcakes and football, that's what maryland does!
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! OMG LAUGHED SO HARD!!!
At least they washed their hands!
i did this,,,then i walked to my 5 year old cousins bed to kick him outta it so i could sleep...i have no idea how i even made it back to that house
My ex-gf did the same thing one night after the bars. Then she woke me up to ask where the tp was.
This totally happened to me! My roomates disgusting ass boyfriend whipped out his dick infront of me and practically pissed on my homework, then pissed in the closet and turned around and washed his hands in the bathroom
I pissed in my cat's dish once. I had remembered it the next day and cleaned it up telling everyone someone spilled beer.
I actually walked into the closet and pissed into my father's winter boots. My excuse was that I was sleepwalking...and I was 8. (My poor father had a real ugly surprise the next morning when he went to put his boots on.)
once a friend pissed on my shoulder when i was sleeping....apparently he was sleeping too
i pissed on my desk... goodbye laptop and speakers
i tried to piss on a buddy while he was getting sucked off by some girl... TWICE (in my defense i was blacked out drunk and i warned and i quote"IM GOING TO PISS ON YOU MOTHER FUCKERS") AWWW GOOD MEMORIES... of things i dont remember
Hm, maryland? Isn't Maryland supposed to be all distinguished and whatnot? Pretty classy.
agreed with 12:18, my friend fucking pissed on the carpet floor in front of everyone
lol i so did this but it was in the middle of the floor...he's lucky theu were hard wood lol
Distinguished? Obviously you haven't seen the people we elect as Mayors around here.
I pissed in the closet, walked into the bathroom and flushed the toilet; then went back to bed. Girlfriend was my witness.
Well he washed his hands, that is a sign of a good upbringing
I've pissed on the end table where the bible was resting.... FML
This has happened to me but the guy never washed his hands.
HAHAHA this is exactly what happened to a friend of mine
MD loves pissing anywhere possible. I've proudly pissed in a closet before. No shame.
Well is there a sink in your closet? Where was he supposed to wash his hands? You're just lucky it was #1 and not #2.
i took a shit on a playground slide today
i was drinking with my girl got fucked up next thing i know is i am pissing on her dresser in the midle of the night. and i say dont worry i will flush........lmfao
Haaa I've seen this happen before.
my friend took a shit in his dresser drawer on his 21st. I was so proud of him
how could anyone click badnight
hahah yayy maryland :D
you know at least he's still up on his germ game shitfaced.