Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
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I love the concern for hygiene even in blackout mode. My faith in humanity is restored.
i'm from MD and i had a guy piss in my nightstand. pulled out the drawer, and went to town...i was so surprised i didn't say a word.
haha we had a girl at a party that said "I pissed in a corner go find it!" to this day we have NO idea where she pissed....
hahaha this is classic
crabcakes and football, that's what maryland does!
i tried to piss on a buddy while he was getting sucked off by some girl... TWICE (in my defense i was blacked out drunk and i warned and i quote"IM GOING TO PISS ON YOU MOTHER FUCKERS") AWWW GOOD MEMORIES... of things i dont remember
At least they washed their hands!
once i was sleepwalking and i opened the door to the fridge and started to take a piss
LOL this happened to mee
i pissed on my desk... goodbye laptop and speakers
once a friend pissed on my shoulder when i was sleeping....apparently he was sleeping too
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! OMG LAUGHED SO HARD!!!
My ex-gf did the same thing one night after the bars. Then she woke me up to ask where the tp was.
I actually walked into the closet and pissed into my father's winter boots. My excuse was that I was sleepwalking...and I was 8. (My poor father had a real ugly surprise the next morning when he went to put his boots on.)
agreed with 12:18, my friend fucking pissed on the carpet floor in front of everyone
i did this,,,then i walked to my 5 year old cousins bed to kick him outta it so i could sleep...i have no idea how i even made it back to that house
I pissed in my cat's dish once. I had remembered it the next day and cleaned it up telling everyone someone spilled beer.
This totally happened to me! My roomates disgusting ass boyfriend whipped out his dick infront of me and practically pissed on my homework, then pissed in the closet and turned around and washed his hands in the bathroom
Hm, maryland? Isn't Maryland supposed to be all distinguished and whatnot? Pretty classy.
Distinguished? Obviously you haven't seen the people we elect as Mayors around here.
This has happened to me but the guy never washed his hands.
Well he washed his hands, that is a sign of a good upbringing
I've pissed on the end table where the bible was resting.... FML
lol i so did this but it was in the middle of the floor...he's lucky theu were hard wood lol
I pissed in the closet, walked into the bathroom and flushed the toilet; then went back to bed. Girlfriend was my witness.
MD loves pissing anywhere possible. I've proudly pissed in a closet before. No shame.
HAHAHA this is exactly what happened to a friend of mine
i took a shit on a playground slide today
Well is there a sink in your closet? Where was he supposed to wash his hands? You're just lucky it was #1 and not #2.
Haaa I've seen this happen before.
my friend took a shit in his dresser drawer on his 21st. I was so proud of him
i was drinking with my girl got fucked up next thing i know is i am pissing on her dresser in the midle of the night. and i say dont worry i will flush........lmfao
how could anyone click badnight
hahah yayy maryland :D
you know at least he's still up on his germ game shitfaced.