I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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