You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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