the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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