Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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