Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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