i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
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Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
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On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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