operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
