so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
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It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
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I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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