gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
