think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
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I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
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His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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