super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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