no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
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