that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
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