Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
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He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
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Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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