i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I'm getting married
To pizza
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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