I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
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coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
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I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
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Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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