so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
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Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
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I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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