He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
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While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
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Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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