Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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