is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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