i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize
