BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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