Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
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it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
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They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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