what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Randomize
