We're like a lot better than the average bears
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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