In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
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Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
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Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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