Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
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I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
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I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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