Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
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he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
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Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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