the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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