I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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