you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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