wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
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